Michael Bay Is Out To Ruin Your Childhood, TMNT Live-Action Film Will Star Aliens

Posted: March 19, 2012 in Movies

There are certain things from my childhood you just don’t fuck with.  The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are one of those things.  After ruining my love affair for the Transformers, Michael Bay is out to make sure my fondness for those kickass, wise-cracking turtles goes down the drain.

In a recent interview with Nickelodeon upfronts, Bay stated that he’s out to not only revitalize the loveable mutants, but he’s also out to make them “edgy aliens” too.  Da fuq?

“When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable.”

Sometimes people need to be killed to save the rest of humanity.  Kindof like how Rick did Shane on The Walking Dead the other night.  Save the greater good, humanity, someone murder Michael Bay!  Seriously though, did Nickelodeon think it was a really good idea to get the only guy in the world who thinks explosions are better than sex to direct their movie?  How is this guy still making A-list films?  Answers, please!

Don’t believe that idiots really do exist?  Watch below:

Via Collider


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