Warner Bros. have released the first trailer to Tim Burton’s upcoming Johnny Depp film (surprise!) Dark Shadows, a movie about Johnny Depp looking like Edward Scissorhands looking like Willy Wonka looking like The Adams Family. Seriously, the movie looks like every other Tim Burton film that has ever existed.
The catch though? People will flock to see it because Johnny Depp is doing his best impression of Captain Jack Sparrow. There’s nothing ground breaking here but Depp steals the show as “Barnabas Collins” the 18th century “it” guy who breaks the heart of a witch, is turned into a vampire, and then buried alive. Admittedly I have ZERO interest in seeing this but I might spend a dollar on it at the Redbox six months after its released.
The film also stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, and Chloe Moretz. It’s out on May 11.